Poetry, Raps and All Kinds Of Crazy Craps by Colin

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Colin

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14th Nov 2007 at 12:16 pm

Colin -

 
This one's about Facebook. Thanks to Jennings for the muse and Shane for the first line.

facebook this facebook that.
facebook bris, facebook cat.
facebook door, facebook chair
even facebook in my hair
facebook face, facebook book
facebook snow, facebook hook
facebook lion, facebook cherry
facebook Kent, facebook Bury
facebook hermit, facebook Juan
facebook 5, 4, 3, 2 1
facebook poem ending soon
rocket to the facebook moon!
facebook why? facebook how?
facebook poem ending NOW.

More soon.
The lower-case 'f's represent apathy to press Shift.
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leftthisplace28-12-07

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14th Nov 2007 at 12:17 pm

leftthisplace28-12-07 - Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

 
This is truly amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't been manicial all these years I have been in love! It is the exact same dreadful feeling.

Sir Earlee Beardless

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14th Nov 2007 at 12:21 pm

Sir Earlee Beardless - Remaining Beardless since 1989

Remaining Beardless since 1989

 
I agree very good.
Being Beardless takes up alot of time.  Actually no it doesn't unless you use a wooden spoon to shave.

Colin

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14th Nov 2007 at 1:18 pm

Colin -

 
Relish Rap
Listen up, yo', I'm rappin' 'bout relish,
It's the kind o'thing makes yo' food all embellished,
If you're hungry, starving, greedy or famished,
It's not likely, by itself, to make that feeling banished,
In case this language ain't one you can manage,
I'll say it all again, this time in Spanish.

(To be continued soon)
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Colin

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26th Nov 2007 at 12:23 pm

Colin -

 
I Saw A Feather

I saw a feather.

Oh, no, pardon me, it wasn't a feather.

Fin.
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Colin

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30th Nov 2007 at 8:26 am

Colin -

 
Pub Misunderstanding Sketch #1

Eric: 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson!
*Nick turns around*
Eric: It IS you! 'udson! I've not seen you since High School!
Nick: Uh, I think you've got me confused with someone else.
Eric: C'mere, 'udson, I'll get you a drink!
Nick: I'm not...
Eric: Hey, you remember our PE teacher, old Penbrook? What was it he always used to say?
Nick: Erm,
Eric: Oh yeah, "erm"! How could I forget? Good ol' Ermy Penbrook. "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!"
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Colin

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16th Dec 2007 at 12:56 am

Colin -

 
A lot of this's stolen from my 'Zine work, but:
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Chris Kamara

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16th Dec 2007 at 1:02 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Haha, cool.

Colin

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16th Dec 2007 at 1:09 am

Colin -

 
Oh, way to go, you're encouraging me now
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Chris Kamara

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16th Dec 2007 at 1:16 am

Chris Kamara -

 
deffo. I'm better at delivering babies than I am at delivering jokes; and I can't even do that now I'm banned from the hospital. Kudos.

wombat

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16th Dec 2007 at 3:40 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
looks good kiddo- maybe a little too much editing, but I reckon you'll nail that over time.

I like it.

You have a much deeper voice then I ever expected too.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Topper

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16th Dec 2007 at 6:12 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Very funny, Colin, you made me do a chuckle in my pants, even if you made me feel uneasy at the same time with your hair and jerky movements - it almost seems like you're inside somebody else's body
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

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Colin

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16th Dec 2007 at 7:06 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: Stuttercut
Very funny, Colin, you made me do a chuckle in my pants, even if you made me feel uneasy at the same time with your hair and jerky movements - it almost seems like you're inside somebody else's body

Who said I'm not?

Oh, sorry, not the Rhetorical Questions Thread...
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Colin

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17th Dec 2007 at 5:02 pm

Colin -

 
Yes, I've made another one already.

Any fans of either; positive comments and five-star ratings much appreciated
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