The Alyssa and Robbie Family Hour

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uponthetelegram

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:29 pm

 
-- Test Your Hearing --

All I've got for this poem,
Is a type size and a font.

Although they look good,
They don't make a poem.

Makes me feel quite bad.
Aesthetic, but no substance.

Now I'm a true member of Vr 1.5

Like paint without a colour,
You think you're better than me.

Well I too can write sh*t and call it art,
Henry The Eighth fell flat on his face.

You hooked on caffiene,
I dream of houses.

Ha ha ha ha,
In the month of May, eat hay.

By Alyssa and Robbie


-- We Love The USA --

Everyone loves America
Especially the Brits.
We really love George w. Bush
And the other government tits

We like to see them waste our cash
On bombs and tanks and guns
And wage wars to win elections
?1 vote for every 50,000 megatons?

George Bush is God,
In the Bible Belt,
I pray to him, and fall around
Laughing

By Alyssa and Robbie

-- I Actually Quite Like You --

Year of the drop,
Hooked on caffiene,
If he wasn't on a art trip,
He'd be alright.

Year of the drop,
Thinks I'm lame,
The arts to blame,
Get off your high horse.

By Robbie

-- Thousand Deeds --

My poor heart bleeds for him, I’d do a thousand deeds for him, I smoked an ounce of weed for him, But he’s gay. Damn my female upbringing, he could have been mine!

By Alyssa

GUEST SPOT from Galderhat

-- G'day --

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in!
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it thorugh my rear...
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?
It is?

By Galderhat (used without permission)

uponthetelegram

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:32 pm

 
-- No Subject --
Subversion is an art form
That I have yet to perfect
So in the meantime
I'll shout stuff at you and tell you I don't like you.



It's not gay if youre ontop
Thats what he said to me

That's a mistake I won't make again.



(none of this is aimed at anyone in particular, it's just random ramblings)


By Alyssa

-- Numbers --

Seven,
Eleven,
Four,
And One.

They all add up to 37.

By Robbie.

The Angry Monkey Show

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:36 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
Quote: uponthetelegram_



GUEST SPOT from Galderhat

-- G'day --

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in!
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it thorugh my rear...
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?
It is?

By Galderhat (used without permission)



Um... I didn't actually write that myself, do oyu see, and the "Is it?" bit was pertaining to something esle completely. Still, yay.
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uponthetelegram

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:41 pm

 
Well, I spose you can lie, and say you did write it. Feel free to have more random quality guest stops on The Alyssa And Robbie Family Hour.

The Angry Monkey Show

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:43 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
...

...

*ahem*

Mimimimi...

I am the Great Mighty Poo,
And I'm going to throw my sh*t at you!
A hugh supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish;
How about some scat,
You little tw*t?

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in!
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear;
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?

Have some more caviar.

Now I'm really getting rather mad,
You're like a niggly tiggly sh*tty little tagnut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bap I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

Your butt?

That's right - my butt.

Urgh...

My butt!

Ew...

My buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!



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The Angry Monkey Show

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:45 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
Do you see?

(I'd be pleasantly surprised if you did)
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uponthetelegram

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:49 pm

 
I don't see, but maybe that's the point of the Alyssa and Robbie (and GWH) Family Hour. Randomness.

uponthetelegram

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24th Aug 2002 at 2:50 pm

 
-- Drinking Beer --

My life is on a videotape
a prison I cannot escape

I don't watch big brother.

My brain is trapped in frozen ice
And everybody wants a slice

What's for dessert?

My soul's a travesty in three four time
A remnant from a life of crime

But No-one's perfect.

Been training dogs

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24th Aug 2002 at 3:41 pm

 
I am the Psychopathic Psychologist.
My patients don't last long.
I am the proverbial p*rn star
My career relies on my *******

I am member one three nine.
You dont know who I am.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

1929

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26th Aug 2002 at 12:15 am

 
Quote:
-- I Actually Quite Like You --

Year of the drop,
Hooked on caffiene,
If he wasn't on a art trip,
He'd be alright.

Year of the drop,
Thinks I'm lame,
The arts to blame,
Get off your high horse.

By Robbie


Mooooooahahaha, it's quite nice to see that i get this much attention for doing...well...nothing!

Look here Cholmondley Warner, I haven't bothered you, I didn't write that poem about you. So...what's the problem? And actually, the last time I had a conscious intake of caffeine was...2 weeks ago? Come on Robb, try and grow up just a leeeeeettle bit. And don't take the fact I said that and put it into some poem.
Triptoheaveandhoupdowntoandfroyouhaveno
wordtriptriptoadreamdragonhideyourwingsina
ghosttowersailscacklingateveryplatewebreak
krackedbyscatteredneedlesthelittleminute
goNg

uponthetelegram

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28th Aug 2002 at 1:19 pm

 
Okay, fair enough.

Been training dogs

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28th Aug 2002 at 1:58 pm

 
Like paint without a colour
Like earth without the sky
Like Clyde without his bonnie
Like Satriani without Vai

Like raincoats on a sunny day
Like light without a source
Like a church without a steeple
Like a cowboy with no horse

Like light and life and thoughts combined
This poem makes no sense
Like Slipknot classed as music
Or a penny sweet for 2 pence.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

uponthetelegram

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28th Aug 2002 at 2:08 pm

 
----For A Debt Free Future!----

Until now... Did you read the news today? Did you? It was bad news, and not usually the news I make a habit of passing on, but it is of relevance, and is quite funny. And it could solve YOUR debt problems! Yes, just call Dr Robb, and I will help you become just another victim in this world of blame and greed! And if you sue someone today, we will send you

Been training dogs

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28th Aug 2002 at 2:14 pm

 
Notice it's always a homeowner loan?

"Yes, we'll lend you money at 90% interest, because you have a house and if you can't keep up the repayments, we'll take it! We take lots and lots of your money anyway!"

B*st*rds.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Been training dogs

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28th Aug 2002 at 2:22 pm

 
"Here's a
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

uponthetelegram

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30th Aug 2002 at 4:39 pm

 
The only decent poem I wrote here was 'For A Debt Free Future' and that isn't even a poem! Its from Obscure The Abstruse!


 
 
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