Death of a Semi-Naturist

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The Angry Monkey Show

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3rd Aug 2002 at 8:38 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
Short, squat, and two-dimensional,
He lies in the gutter, clipboard
Once proud, now empty, its papers
Scattered and strewn about,
Decorating the grey pavement with
Tiny splashes of white, like
Dandruff on some bloke with
Really freaky hair that's kind of a
Dark grey tarmac-style colour, or maybe
Dandruff on the shoulders of someone
With a really natty suit. This man stills
Lies in the gutter, however, completely
Oblivious of the suits people are wearing as they
Pass by, natty or otherwise. Red
Comedy Y-fronts are all our man
Wears, his cute little bowler hat long
Gone, stolen by some seagulls no
Doubt. "Poor sod," says someone in
Passing. "Poor, yet clivingly handsome
Sod," Mr Pants says. "Still, bloody glad it
Wasn't me."




Edited by The Angry Monkey Show Aug 2002
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uponthetelegram

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7th Aug 2002 at 2:20 pm

 
I was being sarcastic...

The Angry Monkey Show

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8th Aug 2002 at 5:49 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
Er, when exactly were you being sarky?
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uponthetelegram

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9th Aug 2002 at 4:40 pm

 
CONFUSION!!

The Angry Monkey Show

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9th Aug 2002 at 5:43 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
You started it... fool of a Took!

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clivey_baby

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11th Aug 2002 at 4:44 pm

 
yay! mr pants
yay!
im off to rite a song for him on my imaginary bass im going to imaginaryily buy now
hugz


 
 
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