New Today i am stupid because... thread.

i went to bed at 12 o'clock and just before i went, i realised that the water was still in the bath.

i nearly ended up having a cold bath today as i forgot to put the heating on.

Today, i was telling Marc about when i went to Tesco this morning. i said that a man at the self service was wearing a Superman T-shirt. Except i
ended up saying shervice instead of service. So i sounded like sean connery. i'm not even keen on sean connery.

Also today, i ended up poking my face with one of my nails.

i nearly poked myself in the eye today.

i was looking for some clean pyjamas before and i found some of the birthday presents that Marc has bought me.

Yesterday, the water was in the bath for a couple of baths before i realised to take it out. Again.

Edit: Hours, not baths.

Marc just told me that i'd left the water in the bath. i had a bath an hour ago. i don't know what it is about baths.

i left the water in the bath again. It was there for a couple of hours.

For some reason, my stupid moments tend to involve baths.

i went out this morning and i had to press the button for my flat so that Marc had let me in there because i thought i'd forgotten my keys.

i often keep them in my right coat pocket but i didn't realise until i got in that they were in the left pocket.

Quote: Roxannie, Aug 2016

I don't know what the f*ck was going on in my brain but I tested how hot the hob was by touching it. Now my hand is wrapped in bandages and is sore as f*ck.

i hope your hand gets better soon.

Ereyesterday, i left the water in the bath again.

Yesterday, i was putting a plate in the cupboard and i banged my head.

There's this forum i post on and i've been posting on there since 2014. Over the past few days, i've been looking at old posts/ old threads there. Mostly on threads that are similar to Now thinking, although they don't have the same titles. Yesterday, i was looking at an old thread where Holly said that her middle name is Elizabeth. And i squealed. Because i've been trying to find out her middle name for a few months as i had a s*x dream about her on the 3rd of November, 2015. Because i tend to want to know the middle names of people that i have s*x dreams about. i've read that thread before though, i can't remember when.

Yesterday, i spilt some apple juice on my dining room table.

Yesterday morning, i took Herman the tortoise's bowls into the kitchen. He has a food bowl and a water bowl. i took both the bowls in the kitchen and washed them. i put some lettuce in his food bowl and then i put the bowl in his tank. Then at 12 O'clock this afternoon, i went in the kitchen and then i realised that the water bowl was still there. i thought that i hadn't put any water in it. So i picked up the bowl and then ended up spilling the water.

Last night, i forgot to switch off the heating.

i ended up putting too much cold water in the bath. For some reason, most of my stupidity involves baths.