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Thread for appalling and terrible jokes where the punchline is a band/solo artist.

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Jewbacca

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19^th Aug 2014 at 7:02 am

For dinner today I think I'll have meatloaf.

Yours are better

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Dinglebutt

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19^th Aug 2014 at 9:27 am

I aim to misbehave

My Crazy friend is Cryin' because he's Jaded in his new job making Amazing bubbly chocolate bars for Nestle. He's an Aerosmith.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

19^th Aug 2014 at 3:09 pm

Hope is important.

I had the bestest Hallowe'en - we made Smashing Pumpkins!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

19^th Aug 2014 at 3:20 pm

I aim to misbehave

Was supposed to have a blind date last February, but she never showed up. My Bloody Valentine!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

I was in an arcade the other day and noticed there was a fire. It completely burned down and looked suspiciously like arson. When the police chief arrived to investigate he looked at the owner and said "ELO, ELO, ELO, what's all this then?"

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Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

19^th Aug 2014 at 5:15 pm

I saw an imitation male gorilla once. He was a Nickelback.

*burp*

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

19^th Aug 2014 at 5:32 pm

I blue myself.

I must insist you stop this tomfoolery. I'm Adam ant.

Analrapist.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 12:34 am

I was having a dream last night while listening to music. It was during REM.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 4:49 am

But who ruled England during the time of the Neanderthals? Who were the Queens of the Stone Age?

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 5:12 am

Quote: Andrew, Aug 2014

I couldn't find the marmite for my toast this morning, so I had to make do with The Jam.

Had you done something silly in a violent rage of frustration, I imagine a copper would have shown up and said "Weller, Weller, Weller, what's all this then?"

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 9:02 am

Quote: Carpet Remnant, Aug 2014

Quote: Andrew, Aug 2014
I asked Dr Dre to pick me up some Smarties while he was at the shops. They didn't have any so he got me some Eminem's.

I'm not that into sweets personally, I much prefer savoury food, like KoЯn.

A lot of people like that kinda thing. I'm not so Keane.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 10:48 am

What about the clash browns?

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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 2:12 pm

I aim to misbehave

No but the Gloucestershire McDonalds in the Stroud district are going to be the only branch selling the McElmore

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 5:06 pm

An alternate flavour to the aforementioned will be the Fleetwood Macflurry

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PsyPo

| 2,175 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 7:17 pm

The original potato.

I once knew a professor who stitched several bits of dead sheep back together and brought it to life. He was called Rammstein.

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oatibix

| 36 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 9:00 pm

What do you call an owl famed for its owl sound and a fish famed for its blowiness?

Sh*t Band.

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oatibix

| 36 posts

20^th Aug 2014 at 9:08 pm

What do you call the combatants of those who receive Mr. T's pity?

The Mr. T's Pity Recipient Combatants Band

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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

21^st Aug 2014 at 11:17 pm

Hope is important.

I get really mad when people ask me to help with chores and housework; I am idlewild!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

21^st Aug 2014 at 11:18 pm

Hope is important.

Oh, gosh, you have not met! - David, Craig; Craig, David.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

22^nd Aug 2014 at 1:27 pm

I aim to misbehave

My machine which makes necklaces is blocked. There's been a Pearl Jam.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

22^nd Aug 2014 at 1:30 pm

I aim to misbehave

A group of prisoners who formed a band have managed to escape from prison using a police helicopter. Police are trying to track the Flight of the Con-Chords

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

oatibix

| 36 posts

22^nd Aug 2014 at 2:30 pm

Who plays music?

The Band.

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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

23^rd Aug 2014 at 12:05 am

Hope is important.

My band is not ready, yet - it is still a Beta Band. :/

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

oatibix

| 36 posts

23^rd Aug 2014 at 4:06 pm

Which novelty pianist is afraid of Christmas?

Noel Coward.

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oatibix

| 36 posts

23^rd Aug 2014 at 4:15 pm

Ian Dury and the Blockheads?

Now there's a band name that adds an insult to 'Ian Dury'.

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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

24^th Aug 2014 at 2:31 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: Andrew, Aug 2014

To celebrate rap music's continuing popularity, McDonald's is announcing a special menu celebrating some of raps biggest stars. The menu includes:

McHammer burger
Vanilla iced tea
Eminem mcflurry
Russell cinnamon buns
Chamillionaire's cheesecake
Dappy meal
So solid stew

All at the low price of 50 Cents.

Hot Chips. :/

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

24^th Aug 2014 at 2:35 pm

River Phoenix

Or Regular Fries.

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Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

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