Things that make you happy as f***ing Barry

Quote: Puffalump, Feb 2017

Won all 3 games at the cricket tournament tonight and I bowled someone out

Right on.

i saw a rainbow yesterday.

Herman the tortoise is staying at the moment. He has been here since Monday.

Marc bought me some Radox feel enchanted with oriental lotus & orange blossom BATH SOAK.

Marc and i saw a rainbow on Tuesday.

Last Saturday, Marc bought me a chocolate cake and a walnut cake. And he gave me a sweet that someone from work gave him.

The new series of Taskmaster is on tonight. At 9 O'clock on Dave.

My shoes arrived today.

Marc gave me a Welsh cake that someone from work gave me, and Marc gave me some Sainsbury's Taste the Difference Peruvian Dark Chocolate/ Hints of pear & hazelnut flavours and some trainers. And one of his sisters gave me a doughnut.

i saw a wood pigeon yesterday.

Ereyesterday, i was in Asda and i saw a man in a Manic Street Preachers/ Holy Bible 2014 T-shirt, and a girl in a Feminist T-shirt.

i think i saw Nicky Wire yesterday.

Ereyesterday, Marc bought me a Batman and Superman long sleeved T-shirt and a purple skirt. And he gave me a yellow alligator key ring in the shape of an alligator, that he found.

Marc gave me a blue, plastic butterfly that he found.

Good luck with the presentation talk, David-James.

The first episode of Modern Life Is Goodish, is on tonight. At 10 O'clock on Dave.

Marc's sister is on holiday and Pearl * is staying with me. Pearl has been here since the 8th of November.

Marc bought me a bracelet on Friday.

* His sister's dog.

Quote: Claire, Apr 2018

Quote: Captain Mal Reynolds, Apr 2018

Quote: Claire, Apr 2018

Got myself a husband innit

I feel like nobody will see this, but my posts on VR sort of documented me finding Andrew 12 years ago, so it seems only appropriate to update.

CONGRATUWEDDING ON YOUR LATIONS, CLAIRE!

Thanks Barrington! Did you get round to buying the house in the end or did I make that up? X

I did! In it almost 18 months now, thanks. We're grown-ups, Claire! The spell worked!

Finished college project last night. Woke up this morning realising there's something I just probably add, so took a quick look at it and realised there was something I hadn't spotted that I should analyse in it. So just spent the last 3 hours adding some great stuff to it.

It's either the best school/college/work thing I've ever done, or it's laughably bad and I don't know what I'm doing. The trouble with having lecturers who are actually experts in their field is that you can't bullsh*t them (unlike when I was actually in college years ago and some of the lecturers were learning what they were teaching us about 2 weeks ahead of us). But I'm happy with it for now anyway. If I'd applied myself like this in college, I'd be in exactly the same place I am now but maybe I'd have had a bit less imposter syndrome over the years.

Final module starts tomorrow. 6 more weeks, and I am f*cking done. I'm never learning anything ever again. I'm not even going to bother learning how not to finish rambling posts with non-sequiturs like how my neighbour eats apples.