Things that make you happy as f***ing Barry
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Quote: Bryan Johnson, Apr 2012
It is truly magical.
Nothing can compare.
Not even gio compario.
I just had an ice-cream, also possible girly holiday later in the year
Whoop. Just need a deal to come up
Masturbation makes me as happy as f*cking Barry, because I am f*cking Barry
It is truly magical.
Nothing can compare.
Not even gio compario.
I just had an ice-cream, also possible girly holiday later in the year
Whoop. Just need a deal to come up
Finished work for the weekend, missus is away so got three days to sit here and get baked in front of the snooker.
Also, apparently that house is going to be ours in two weeks
Also, apparently that house is going to be ours in two weeks
River Phoenix
The fiancé bought me chocolate raisins. And i found 20p on Thursday.
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My good buddy Phillip the Second has blagged some money out of a production company to go to Iraq and make a documentary about women's rights over there. He's not even graduated frrom uni yet 
The lass i got Callie off a couple of years back sent me a message on facebook tonight, she's got a double hutch she doesn't need any more so it's mine if i want it
Sisters partner needs a hutch for his rabbits, so we were just pricing up the ones in pets at home tonight, no need to now, just have to find some way of collecting it. good times
Also, Avengers Assemble was freakin' AWESOME.
Vue vip seating... Not so much.
Sisters partner needs a hutch for his rabbits, so we were just pricing up the ones in pets at home tonight, no need to now, just have to find some way of collecting it. good times
Also, Avengers Assemble was freakin' AWESOME.
Vue vip seating... Not so much.
Because cake is happiness
Hard day at work, but I have a gorgeous chef in my kitchen sorting my tea before I head off for Spanish.
Yay!
Yay!
Wife of the lovely Alice
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Emma's birthday this evening Makes me even more happy because my Nanna was rushed to hospital at the beginning of the week and I thought she'd be too ill for me to go away, but apparently my Nanna is made of titanium and despite scaring the crap out of me is getting better, so I can go and I get to see awesome people and Andrew's off work and coming too and YAY
Makes me even more happy because my Nanna was rushed to hospital at the beginning of the week and I thought she'd be too ill for me to go away, but apparently my Nanna is made of titanium and despite scaring the crap out of me is getting better, so I can go and I get to see awesome people and Andrew's off work and coming too and YAY
River Phoenix
The fiancé bought me aloe vera deodorant, some small triple layer chocolate cakes and a chocolate brownie sundae. Also, i saw a squirrel yesterday.
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Because cake is happiness
It is FRIDAY. No more work until TUESDAY
Wife of the lovely Alice
River Phoenix
i saw a snail yesterday. Taking Pearl for a walk today was fun and i saw a butterfly.
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Quote: Maeby, May 2012
I was in Brighton years ago the first time I heard it.
My other favourite one is when I skive off work and leave early - I tell people I have some private urgent business to attend to
Quote: wombat, May 2012It was good walking out of work with a legitimate reason to say 'See you next Tuesday!'
I always giggle when I hear people saying that. Had to explain to my colleagues what it meant though...
I was in Brighton years ago the first time I heard it.
My other favourite one is when I skive off work and leave early - I tell people I have some private urgent business to attend to
River Phoenix
The fiancé bought me Gu ganache mini puddings and a chocolate doughnut. And his mother bought me strawberry sweets. Also, i found 5p.
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"The Master race"
I forgot about that completely!
John Simm very possibly looks like he's having too much fun in those dresses...
Wish i had a full chicken to eat like a depraved chimpanzee
I forgot about that completely!
John Simm very possibly looks like he's having too much fun in those dresses...
Wish i had a full chicken to eat like a depraved chimpanzee
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Hare, May 2012
My favourite part is The Doctor cocking the gun each time he turns around. Dramatic b*st*rd. Plus, pretty sure he was holding the trigger down the whole time too. Think the gun might have been broken
"The Master race"
I forgot about that completely!
John Simm very possibly looks like he's having too much fun in those dresses...
Wish i had a full chicken to eat like a depraved chimpanzee
My favourite part is The Doctor cocking the gun each time he turns around. Dramatic b*st*rd. Plus, pretty sure he was holding the trigger down the whole time too. Think the gun might have been broken
Quote: The Other Doc, May 2012
That's what i thought too... And it wasn't just in one shot either...
I spent most of the episode wanting to touch his lips anyway
Goddamn. I've never noticed before, but those are some nice looking lips...
Quote: Hare, May 2012"The Master race"
I forgot about that completely!
John Simm very possibly looks like he's having too much fun in those dresses...
Wish i had a full chicken to eat like a depraved chimpanzee
My favourite part is The Doctor cocking the gun each time he turns around. Dramatic b*st*rd. Plus, pretty sure he was holding the trigger down the whole time too. Think the gun might have been broken
That's what i thought too... And it wasn't just in one shot either...
I spent most of the episode wanting to touch his lips anyway
Goddamn. I've never noticed before, but those are some nice looking lips...
Marry me?
Quote: the doc, May 2012
I really hoped QPR would hang on.
Anyone for improving Tevez's looks with a glassing?
Watched the City game on Sunday. With a Utd fan. Sorry to .Phil if you're reading this, but it was funny as f*ck. Not for Sidecar though.
Went to a really bang on gig in the evening an all, although I was that f*cking smashed I can't remember a whole lot about it come to think of it.
Also, I'm very happy that Aimz has been posting a bit more of late. It's nice to have her back.
I really hoped QPR would hang on.
Anyone for improving Tevez's looks with a glassing?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
River Phoenix
The fiancé bought me Belgian chocolate eclairs and Cadbury Mini Rolls.
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Hare, May 2012
One of the best abuses of mod powers ever. Really raised the Barry
It is a Barry enjoyable sight
One of the best abuses of mod powers ever. Really raised the Barry
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Great weekend.
Milk Music absolutely slayed on Friday. Got utterly wasted with them afterwards , then headed back to Sidecar's for a smoke and ended the night faceplanting myself into a big puddle in the gutter outside my house at two a.m. Managed to not smash the rare and delicate vinyl I'd bought from the band at the gig as well. Result.
Unscathed at work on Saturday, then proceeded to get stoned sh*tless with Sidecar and Phil till four a.m. The only thing that spoilt it was Chelsea winning (John Terry you are a f*cking disgrace and an embarrassment to football) but I was that f*cked that by the time I floated home I'd forgotten the whole thing ever happened.
And yesterday was spent reading, listening to TMS, drinking tea and basically not leaving the sofa
Milk Music absolutely slayed on Friday. Got utterly wasted with them afterwards , then headed back to Sidecar's for a smoke and ended the night faceplanting myself into a big puddle in the gutter outside my house at two a.m. Managed to not smash the rare and delicate vinyl I'd bought from the band at the gig as well. Result.
Unscathed at work on Saturday, then proceeded to get stoned sh*tless with Sidecar and Phil till four a.m. The only thing that spoilt it was Chelsea winning (John Terry you are a f*cking disgrace and an embarrassment to football) but I was that f*cked that by the time I floated home I'd forgotten the whole thing ever happened.
And yesterday was spent reading, listening to TMS, drinking tea and basically not leaving the sofa
River Phoenix
The fiancé bought me passion fruit, mango and Scottish raspberry cheesecake and scones.
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Oh yeah, and tea tonight was chips, cheese, beans & gravy
It's like being at school all over again
It's like being at school all over again
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Hare, May 2012
If you ever invite me around to your house for tea... Don't invite me over to your house for tea.
While my hatred of cheese has subsided somewhat over the past few months, I still detest beans, and can only imagine cheese would not make them any better. In fact, I imagine they could only possibly make them worse; the notion of which actually terrifies me.
Y'know, glad you enjoyed n' all... but... bleurgh...
Oh yeah, and tea tonight was chips, cheese, beans & gravy
It's like being at school all over again
If you ever invite me around to your house for tea... Don't invite me over to your house for tea.
While my hatred of cheese has subsided somewhat over the past few months, I still detest beans, and can only imagine cheese would not make them any better. In fact, I imagine they could only possibly make them worse; the notion of which actually terrifies me.
Y'know, glad you enjoyed n' all... but... bleurgh...
Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012
Haha, i do actually cook nice food for other people
It's just easier to throw stodge like that at myself if i'm only feeding me
But then again, if you're not keen on cheese, watching my mum eat a mountain of the stuff on top of just about anything you put in front of her would likely have you running out the door...
(she's even started heaping it on mashed potato now :/)
Speaking of which though, i'm happy right now that she's finally f*cked off to work.
She's lost her voice, which would normally be a blessing, but she's just wheezed on and bloody on today, trying to sing & saying it's funny.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY MAM. GO AWAY.
Quote: Hare, May 2012Oh yeah, and tea tonight was chips, cheese, beans & gravy
It's like being at school all over again
If you ever invite me around to your house for tea... Don't invite me over to your house for tea.
While my hatred of cheese has subsided somewhat over the past few months, I still detest beans, and can only imagine cheese would not make them any better. In fact, I imagine they could only possibly make them worse; the notion of which actually terrifies me.
Y'know, glad you enjoyed n' all... but... bleurgh...
Haha, i do actually cook nice food for other people
It's just easier to throw stodge like that at myself if i'm only feeding me
But then again, if you're not keen on cheese, watching my mum eat a mountain of the stuff on top of just about anything you put in front of her would likely have you running out the door...
(she's even started heaping it on mashed potato now :/)
Speaking of which though, i'm happy right now that she's finally f*cked off to work.
She's lost her voice, which would normally be a blessing, but she's just wheezed on and bloody on today, trying to sing & saying it's funny.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY MAM. GO AWAY.
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Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
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Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
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It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
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