Things that make you want to bury someone alive

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

Quote: the doc, Jan 2012

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

You nerds crack me up.

I'm far too cool to be a nerd

On page 49 of Spam, there's a thread where people asked each other questions. On page 22 of the thread, i asked What's the nerdiest thing you've ever done? and you answered it.

What did I say?

I'm fed up of having no income and doing things like going back and forth between shops and getting chapstick from poundland instead of boots because it's 9p cheaper and I wish I could just walk into the body shop and get the £4 lip balm that I love but I ran out of months ago.

I'm fed up of applying for jobs and never hearing back and I'm fed up of applying for jobs and being told no. I'm fed up of waiting for easter when I get to spend a grand total of 8 4-hour days working with hyperactive little sh*ts to get a whole £180 that's going to have to last me until the summer.

I'm fed up of Charlie paying for things and promising me he doesn't mind when he already drives me everywhere and does whatever I want and treats me so much better than I deserve for so little in return.

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I'm fed up of Charlie paying for things and promising me he doesn't mind when he already drives me everywhere and does whatever I want and treats me so much better than I deserve for so little in return.

Someone (Plato?) once defined true love as giving someone everything and expecting absolutely nothing in return

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

(It annoys me when i walk somewhere and someone overtakes me. i'm too competitive. i think i get that from my aunt.)

Who's more competitive? You or her?

I'm a bit annoyed at my complete inability to get dressed today and go to the shop. I'm far too lazy.

Quote: the doc, Jan 2012

F*cking depressed.

i hope you'll be all right, Stu. xx

Quote: the doc, Jan 2012

F*cking depressed.

Don't be. Ania will get jealous. Also, she's a hard lady to please.

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

Quote: the doc, Jan 2012

F*cking depressed.

i hope you'll be all right, Stu. xx

Thanks Straws.

Why why WHY would you walk around the house screeching "OOOHhhOOOHHHHHOOOO" at the top of your lungs?

Ffs. This family is f*cking mental.

Quote: Maeby, Jan 2012

F*cking fed up and f*cking depressed.

*hugs*

For christ sake woman. don;t go back to feeling like you're okay just because of one message, that's just stupid, cause now you've realised that you've actually still got no idea whatsoever and so now you feel like sh*t again. well done you.

I spent all of yesterday (collecting money for teen cancer trust) in a particular spot because I know the local MP buys his papers at M&S every Sunday; even waiting half an hour longer than I was supposed to be there because he'd walked past me on his way in and spent almost an hour in there. He gave me a massive sh*t-eating grin on his way into M&S, and a handful of change that can't have been more than 50p on his way out.

Quote: Annie, Jan 2012

also, someone dropped a 50 pfennig coin into my bucket, and since Germany stopped using marks and pfennigs in 2002 it's not as if they could have just come back from holiday and not sorted their wallet out yet.

The only thing I can think of is that they must have been carrying their lucky pfennig around for the last 10 years and then they accidentally lost it by giving it to me

or they were just a stingy tw*t?

God damn genetics....

Have high cholesterol (always had it, genetically). Last time I got it checked it was about 7.6 or something (think it's meant to be about half that). Lost 4 stone. New cholesterol reading.... 9.3.

Apparently losing weight doesn't do a whole lot for cholesterol (doctor actually said when I told her that I hadn't been taking the tablets but I did lose weight that it'd be interesting to see what affect that'd have on the cholesterol), which means I have to go back on those tablets again. Wouldn't even really mind that, except for the fact that one month they might be €27, the next month they might be €42, the next month they might be €13 (this isn't exaggeration, these are prices I have paid at different times for the exact same f*cking tablets), and I typically like to have most expenditures planned at the start of the month, given how I'm a) trying to save money now, and b) need money to fix my teeth.

F*cking genetics....

Quote: Maeby, Jan 2012

Quote: Penn, Jan 2012

God damn genetics....

Have high cholesterol (always had it, genetically). Last time I got it checked it was about 7.6 or something (think it's meant to be about half that). Lost 4 stone. New cholesterol reading.... 9.3.

Apparently losing weight doesn't do a whole lot for cholesterol (doctor actually said when I told her that I hadn't been taking the tablets but I did lose weight that it'd be interesting to see what affect that'd have on the cholesterol), which means I have to go back on those tablets again. Wouldn't even really mind that, except for the fact that one month they might be €27, the next month they might be €42, the next month they might be €13 (this isn't exaggeration, these are prices I have paid at different times for the exact same f*cking tablets), and I typically like to have most expenditures planned at the start of the month, given how I'm a) trying to save money now, and b) need money to fix my teeth.

F*cking genetics....

Move to the UK, at least we're consistent with prescription prices. Move to Wales or Scotland and they're free!

Sounds like such a magical place...

(rod liddle gets on my nerves. What an onanist.)

My friend's granddad died yesterday morning.
The funeral is next tuesday.
She has to travel back up from the south to attend this.

Her work say she's only allowed to take one day off.

She can't take unpaid leave or anything like that, her manager has said three days are ok but their HR manager has said that because it's her granddad (who she lived with for about 15 years) and not 'immediate family' that one day is ample.

Really, really naffs me off

I'm so angry on her behalf but it's not like that helps anything.

What utter, utter rubbish. You'd think they could be more compassionate.

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2012

My friend's granddad died yesterday morning.
The funeral is next tuesday.
She has to travel back up from the south to attend this.

Her work say she's only allowed to take one day off.

She can't take unpaid leave or anything like that, her manager has said three days are ok but their HR manager has said that because it's her granddad (who she lived with for about 15 years) and not 'immediate family' that one day is ample.

Really, really naffs me off

I'm so angry on her behalf but it's not like that helps anything.

What utter, utter rubbish. You'd think they could be more compassionate.

I think that grandparents count as immediate family, legally speaking. Regardless of that though she should tell the HR manager to f*ck right off. Love to see them try to give someone the bullet for going to a funeral. C*nts.

I am absolutely sick to death of hearing stories like this. Ania's had a few run-ins with some area manager c*nt at one of her jobs and I keep telling her to set him straight. She has done now an all

The vast majority of people work to live and not the other way round, and all these bosses need to get the f*ck over themselves and realise that there's more to life than sucking the fat steaming phallus of whichever organisation they happen to work for. People are not machines and should not be treated as such. Makes my blood f*cking boil.

Also, I know that's it's a while since she posted it but it's the first time I've been on in a while and I just want to say that I hope Alice is feeling better now.

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i think it was Amy who was ill.

Alice said on the last page that she was really depressed

Anyone else finding Hotmail to be really slow at the moment? Pain in the f*cking a*se.

Waiting...

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

(i was in a shop today and i saw a T-shirt that had a Shakespeare quotation on it. His name was written under the quotation but it said Shakespere.)

Was it a bad joke? Very, very poor if not.

I've got a couple of shirts with lines from Shakespeare on, but his name is correct on both of them. Weirdly, it's the same shirt with the same picture and the same line, but one is black and one is white. Got the white one in a charity shop in Ilkley and the other one from another chairty joint in Scarborough.

feeling like i'm treading on eggshells all the time.

incompetent assholes dictating the world, how the hell do these people get into those positions of power when their f*cking useless morons!

Quote: Captain Stupendo, Feb 2012

incompetent assholes dictating the world, how the hell do these people get into those positions of power when their f*cking useless morons!

Well, Colin did say in 2005 that nobody who deserves to be prime minister ever runs for election. And then Fi said that anyone who wishes to be in a position of power should immediately be disqualified from ever getting power.