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Rayanne Graff

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16^th Jan 2012 at 9:43 pm

River Phoenix

Hm, i still think that answering the question was an admission of nerdiness. Anyroad, here is my wrath: Yesterday, i noticed some blood on my computer mouse and then i noticed i'd cut my finger. i don't know how i cut it, though.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Rayanne Graff

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17^th Jan 2012 at 2:46 pm

River Phoenix

(i gave some clothes to a charity shop today. The woman i gave them to didn't say anything. i would have expected her to at least say thank you but she didn't.

Also, it depresses me that there's a shop in the shopping centre that sells jade goody perfume.)

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Jan 2012 at 2:46 pm

River Phoenix

(It annoys me when i walk somewhere and someone overtakes me. i'm too competitive. i think i get that from my aunt.)

Dinglebutt

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19^th Jan 2012 at 2:37 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

(It annoys me when i walk somewhere and someone overtakes me. i'm too competitive. i think i get that from my aunt.)

Who's more competitive? You or her?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Jan 2012 at 2:47 pm

River Phoenix

i'm not sure. My aunt's older than me, though, so that means she's been competitive for longer.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Jan 2012 at 7:32 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Jan 2012

F*cking depressed.

i hope you'll be all right, Stu. xx

Πανδώρα

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19^th Jan 2012 at 8:41 pm

Alcohol... It's very VERY bad for me.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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20^th Jan 2012 at 4:14 pm

I aim to misbehave

Me: I've PDF'd that excel sheet
Boss: Thanks. I want to email a soft copy of it too
Me: Okay

(5 minutes later)

Boss: Have you the excel sheet still open?
Me: Yeah
Boss: It's just, I want to send a soft copy of it too
Me: The PDF?
Boss: Yeah, the PDF and the soft copy
Me: The PDF is the soft copy
Boss: No, the soft copy
Me: ... What?
Boss: I want to send a hard copy and a soft copy
Me: Ah, you want me to close the excel sheet so you can open it and print it
Boss: No, I don't want to print it
Me: You said you wanted to send a hard copy
Boss: Yeah, the PDF
(penny drops in Barry's brain)
Me: Soft Copy means its on the computer. Hard copy means it's physical, like printed off or on a disk. You want to email the excel sheet too. Both the excel sheet and the PDF of it are soft copies
Boss: Well why didn't you just say so?!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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21^st Jan 2012 at 3:13 pm

Why why WHY would you walk around the house screeching "OOOHhhOOOHHHHHOOOO" at the top of your lungs?

Ffs. This family is f*cking mental.

*burp*

Captain Stupendo

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22^nd Jan 2012 at 11:53 am

snarf!

The 5oth job i've applied for this month and have not received one reply from any of them.. seriously WTF

Never take life seriously.

Πανδώρα

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22^nd Jan 2012 at 4:18 pm

For christ sake woman. don;t go back to feeling like you're okay just because of one message, that's just stupid, cause now you've realised that you've actually still got no idea whatsoever and so now you feel like sh*t again. well done you.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Jan 2012 at 4:46 pm

River Phoenix

(i spoke to my father an hour and 10 minutes ago. i didn't like it that he started going on about how i don't work. i don't like it that people think they have the right to be patronising. At least he hasn't moaned at me for being vegetarian for a while.)

Captain Stupendo

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23^rd Jan 2012 at 11:19 pm

snarf!

Quote: Annie, Jan 2012

also, someone dropped a 50 pfennig coin into my bucket, and since Germany stopped using marks and pfennigs in 2002 it's not as if they could have just come back from holiday and not sorted their wallet out yet.

The only thing I can think of is that they must have been carrying their lucky pfennig around for the last 10 years and then they accidentally lost it by giving it to me

or they were just a stingy tw*t?

Never take life seriously.

Πανδώρα

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24^th Jan 2012 at 9:56 am

feeling left out... :/

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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25^th Jan 2012 at 4:04 pm

I aim to misbehave

God damn genetics....

Have high cholesterol (always had it, genetically). Last time I got it checked it was about 7.6 or something (think it's meant to be about half that). Lost 4 stone. New cholesterol reading.... 9.3.

Apparently losing weight doesn't do a whole lot for cholesterol (doctor actually said when I told her that I hadn't been taking the tablets but I did lose weight that it'd be interesting to see what affect that'd have on the cholesterol), which means I have to go back on those tablets again. Wouldn't even really mind that, except for the fact that one month they might be €27, the next month they might be €42, the next month they might be €13 (this isn't exaggeration, these are prices I have paid at different times for the exact same f*cking tablets), and I typically like to have most expenditures planned at the start of the month, given how I'm a) trying to save money now, and b) need money to fix my teeth.

F*cking genetics....

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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25^th Jan 2012 at 10:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Maeby, Jan 2012

Quote: Penn, Jan 2012
God damn genetics....

Have high cholesterol (always had it, genetically). Last time I got it checked it was about 7.6 or something (think it's meant to be about half that). Lost 4 stone. New cholesterol reading.... 9.3.

Apparently losing weight doesn't do a whole lot for cholesterol (doctor actually said when I told her that I hadn't been taking the tablets but I did lose weight that it'd be interesting to see what affect that'd have on the cholesterol), which means I have to go back on those tablets again. Wouldn't even really mind that, except for the fact that one month they might be €27, the next month they might be €42, the next month they might be €13 (this isn't exaggeration, these are prices I have paid at different times for the exact same f*cking tablets), and I typically like to have most expenditures planned at the start of the month, given how I'm a) trying to save money now, and b) need money to fix my teeth.

F*cking genetics....

Move to the UK, at least we're consistent with prescription prices. Move to Wales or Scotland and they're free!

Sounds like such a magical place...

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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26^th Jan 2012 at 1:09 pm

so my aversion to hot food has made me lose a stone and a half since mid december
(good thing, not that i look any better for it)

but now i'm back to wanting to eat it, which isn't a bad thing
but on the effort scale, making a sadndwich ranks much, much lower than cooking something hot, so does the effort of eatign such things.

which is a shame.

oh well.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Jan 2012 at 1:50 pm

River Phoenix

(rod liddle gets on my nerves. What an onanist.)

Captain Stupendo

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26^th Jan 2012 at 5:50 pm

snarf!

was sat at work today and thought to my self just what the f*ck am i doing with my life. I haven't done anything, despite trying my hardest, going to uni and working my a*se off i'm in the exact same postion i was in when i was 16. I am so f*cking depressed it's unbelivable. seriously tempted to just say screw it and join the army.. i seriously don't give a sh*t if i get killed..

Never take life seriously.

Πανδώρα

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27^th Jan 2012 at 1:02 pm

^^ That's proper harsh

My thing seems not worth posting now...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Jan 2012 at 10:20 am

River Phoenix

(Yeah, it says here that they are. It's horrible of the HR person to do that, anyroad.)

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Jan 2012 at 11:00 am

River Phoenix

i think it was Amy who was ill.

Also, i found out today that there's a series called jeremy kyle USA.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Jan 2012 at 1:03 pm

River Phoenix

Oh, i see.

Hotmail hasn't been slow for me recently; the last time something was slow was the Friday before last, when my laptop kept going funny; that's why i wasn't on much. It's all right now, though; the fiancé fixed it.

Πανδώρα

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30^th Jan 2012 at 11:22 am

Waiting...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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30^th Jan 2012 at 8:42 pm

River Phoenix

(i was in a shop today and i saw a T-shirt that had a Shakespeare quotation on it. His name was written under the quotation but it said Shakespere.)

Rayanne Graff

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30^th Jan 2012 at 9:11 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Jan 2012

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012
(i was in a shop today and i saw a T-shirt that had a Shakespeare quotation on it. His name was written under the quotation but it said Shakespere.)

Was it a bad joke? Very, very poor if not.

I've got a couple of shirts with lines from Shakespeare on, but his name is correct on both of them. Weirdly, it's the same shirt with the same picture and the same line, but one is black and one is white. Got the white one in a charity shop in Ilkley and the other one from another chairty joint in Scarborough.

As far as i know, it wasn't a joke. Also, the quotation was from Romeo and Juliet and they should have put a comma after the word thou. i found the spelling more annoying than them not having the comma there, though.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Aug 2012

Πανδώρα

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30^th Jan 2012 at 11:14 pm

feeling like i'm treading on eggshells all the time.

*burp*

Captain Stupendo

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1^st Feb 2012 at 10:41 am

snarf!

incompetent assholes dictating the world, how the hell do these people get into those positions of power when their f*cking useless morons!

Never take life seriously.

Πανδώρα

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1^st Feb 2012 at 12:47 pm

just read on a guinea pig page
"we're taking him to the humane society tonight as the wounds the other pig inflicted on him have gotten very infected & we can't afford to save him"

Yet you could afford to buy another boar?

throw them in together without even attempting a proper introduction, then took the other pig back to the store because it didn't work out.
Ignoring the advice of many, MANY people with sh*t tonnes of info on boar bonding.
F*cking. And aside from that, you didn't even bother to clean his wounds by the sound of it
Do the other pigs a favour and take them down while you're there.

I've had boar fights before, some really nasty looking wounds as a result, but i've never, EVER had one develop an abcess or infection at any of the injurty sites. Bit of warm salt water with a cotton wool ball & a dab of savlon. Not exactly much, is it?
Neh.

More annoyed at this than i should be.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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1^st Feb 2012 at 2:08 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Captain Stupendo, Feb 2012

incompetent assholes dictating the world, how the hell do these people get into those positions of power when their f*cking useless morons!

Well, Colin did say in 2005 that nobody who deserves to be prime minister ever runs for election. And then Fi said that anyone who wishes to be in a position of power should immediately be disqualified from ever getting power.

Dinglebutt

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1^st Feb 2012 at 5:06 pm

I aim to misbehave

Having to bite my tongue and not say what I really want.

My boss is very religious, and his wife just had a child. They were going to ask a woman to be godmother, but it turned out she was going to another christening on the same day, and she was going to be godmother for that child too. Turned out, that christening was on in the same church at the same time, so she could do both and be godmother to both.

My boss, while telling me this, said that it was a great coincidence, "...or as we call it in our house, a 'God-incidence'"

Really had to hold my tongue. Everyone's free to practice their religion no matter how much I disagree with it... but 'God-incidence'? Shut the f*ck up! If she couldn't make it to the christening because it was in a different church 50 miles away, you wouldn't be saying "That's just a kick in the nuts. Or as we call it in our house, a God in the nuts". God-incidence... What sort of f*cking bellend says that?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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