Things that make you want to bury someone alive

Quote: wombat, Sept 2010

Ever wondered what happens if you miss an advance single booking on a train?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

You tend to be able to get the next train, but without any seat reservations. Which was a complete b*st*rd when I did it on the train from London to Dundee.

Quote: wombat, Sept 2010

Ever wondered what happens if you miss an advance single booking on a train?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

i've never thought about it before but i'm curious now.

Also, those Dove World Outreach people p*ss me off as i think they seem hateful.

http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/florida-church-hold-quranburning/

Hmph, i think i've been bitten again. Mean insects.

Quote: graysonigel, Sept 2010

I am really in rage right now. I can't take it anymore. I hate it when a friend, an insecure friend always imitate what good you have made out of yourself. And they're so insecure, they also want the same thing. It makes me want to puke in their faces!

Best spam ever?

In a way, I feel bad for any call-centre people I've talked to over the past month, because I was a prick. On the other hand, most of them deserved it.

And if your call centre has a stupid "say what department you want" with no alternative to press a keypad button, then f*ck you. It took me 7 f*cking tries today. At 4:50, I tried to get through to the Broadband Cancellations department. 7 f*cking tries and a really sore throat of shouting in pure rage and I managed to get through to a different department just so I could speak to a human. He informed me that the department I wanted had just closed because it was 5.

I admit, I may have been a bit harsh to him. I know it wasn't his fault. I'm having a bad day and was a lot more direct than usual. But in my defense, he was still a f*cking idiot. Like the assface from Vodafone who transferred me to a department which had been closed for over an hour.

I'm very angry lately. So very angry.

Quote: Resident Death, Sept 2010

But in no accent whatsoever, does fourth sound like first or third. They are completely different vowel and consonant sounds.

Thats why I had to try 7 times. I can't see how, even a computer program, can confuse the words "Service Enquiry" with "Bill Enquiry". When I got through to the person, I even asked him to make sure I was pronouncing "Service Enquiry" right

Shoddy conversion to PAL of great TV shows like Mad Men. The theme tune is WAY too high pitched. Someone just sped that sh*t up to get it on our screens... It's like a whole semitone!

Three in a row? f*ck, someone else should get annoyed about something...

Anyway. Why is "Penetrate our protocol" common computer lingo? first Die Hard 4.0, now the Bourne Ultimatum? f*ck off...

Mobile Broadband.

My laptop is in the exact same position that it has been for the past few weeks. When I open the Vodafone program, it tells me I have 2 bars of 3G reception. The same amount of reception I had for all those weeks. So why is it for the past 3 days whenever I connect via 3G I can't get on any sites? Either the reception is there or it isn't. If I have the reception, I should be able to connect to sites. I can connect via GPRS, and I can connect on 3G reception on the iPhone. I can connect to 3G, just not any websites. It's bullsh*t. If the reception isn't strong enough, don't tell me I have the same amount of reception that I did when I did have enough reception

I have friends. But none of them are here. I only have one left in Farnborough now, as the others are either back at uni or working elsewhere.

I need more friends here, and I don't know what to do.

I also don't understand how people can live off the dole. I hate my life at the moment, I need to do something with my time, or I will go mad.