Things that make you want to bury someone alive

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Πανδώρα

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27th Aug 2010 at 9:24 pm

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I don;t want a butt plug
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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27th Aug 2010 at 9:28 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Toothless, Aug 2010
I don;t want a butt plug


Get a battery-powered butt
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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27th Aug 2010 at 9:31 pm

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*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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27th Aug 2010 at 9:33 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Quote: Toothless, Aug 2010
I don;t want a butt plug


Give it to Alec.
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Πανδώρα

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27th Aug 2010 at 9:42 pm

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he'd enjoy it too much.

i mean... look at this thing...

http://www.extremerestraints.com/bizarre-butt-plugs_7/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html

it's like a dreamcome true

(obv. link to buttplug... be careful where youclick it )
*burp*

Alec

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27th Aug 2010 at 9:50 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
I wouldn't like that one. The fur would tickle my bottom too much.

Dinglebutt

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27th Aug 2010 at 10:06 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
Quote: Toothless, Aug 2010
he'd enjoy it too much.

i mean... look at this thing...

http://www.extremerestraints.com/bizarre-butt-plugs_7/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html

it's like a dreamcome true

(obv. link to buttplug... be careful where youclick it )


You should get a Baby Jesus one like the one George has.


Thats not a Baby Jesus one. He just likes to use it in front of animals and three wise men
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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27th Aug 2010 at 10:23 pm

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Quote: Alec, Aug 2010
I wouldn't like that one. The fur would tickle my bottom too much.


too bad, i would have paid to see you using it
*burp*

Jewbacca

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28th Aug 2010 at 6:07 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Paula, Aug 2010
I like that last video, and I need to post something




Buts thats is dildos compareds to thises



AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Lianne

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28th Aug 2010 at 9:48 am

 
A dinner date with her is somehow more important than his daughter?

Bravo Rob, your priorities have never been so f*cked up!

Topper

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28th Aug 2010 at 9:24 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
F*cking RBS messing up to the degree that they're closing the Birmingham sales department and probably making us all redundant.

Also, people who claim for personal injury when they're not really hurt.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

John Cage Bubblegum

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28th Aug 2010 at 10:17 pm

John Cage Bubblegum -

 

Alec

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28th Aug 2010 at 10:24 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 

Rayanne Graff

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28th Aug 2010 at 10:27 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Alec, Aug 2010
Quote: John Cage Bubblegum, Aug 2010
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/924349/Cricket-in-the-dock-as-we-expose-betting-scandal-England-Pakistan-Test.html

For f*ck's f*cking sake


It's just not cricket.

I'm so, so sorry, but it had to be done.


Aw well, if you hadn't made that joke, Baz probably would've made a worse one.
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Dinglebutt

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28th Aug 2010 at 11:12 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2010
Quote: Alec, Aug 2010
Quote: John Cage Bubblegum, Aug 2010
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/924349/Cricket-in-the-dock-as-we-expose-betting-scandal-England-Pakistan-Test.html

For f*ck's f*cking sake


It's just not cricket.

I'm so, so sorry, but it had to be done.


Aw well, if you hadn't made that joke, Baz probably would've made a worse one.


No, I probably would have went for the same joke.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Albert Johanneson

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29th Aug 2010 at 1:18 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Pakistani cricket is a complete joke at the moment anyway.

Shame about Mohammed Aamir though, with the right guidance he could have been everything Shoaib Akhtar should have.

Rayanne Graff

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29th Aug 2010 at 9:52 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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i have an insect bite on my left hand.
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Tobias Fünke

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29th Aug 2010 at 12:33 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Quote: Albert Johanneson, Aug 2010
Pakistani cricket is a complete joke at the moment anyway.

Shame about Mohammed Aamir though, with the right guidance he could have been everything Shoaib Akhtar should have.


I fear his 'advisors' are the ones that told him to do it. Will be such a waste if he's found to be guilty, which is likely.
Analrapist.

Albert Johanneson

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29th Aug 2010 at 2:29 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Heisenberg, Aug 2010
Quote: Albert Johanneson, Aug 2010
Pakistani cricket is a complete joke at the moment anyway.

Shame about Mohammed Aamir though, with the right guidance he could have been everything Shoaib Akhtar should have.


I fear his 'advisors' are the ones that told him to do it. Will be such a waste if he's found to be guilty, which is likely.


It seems to be that the fella running the betting ring is managing most of them, which is the worst possible scenario for all involved. I don't have much sympathy for the PCB anyway, given their disgraceful treatment of Wasim Akram in his later career.

Aamer though, I do feel slightly sorry for, maybe just for the wasted potential. 50 test wickets and he's not even 19.

Albert Johanneson

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29th Aug 2010 at 3:04 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
And perhaps now a proper investigation in to Bob Woolmer's blatant murder will take place.

LoonyPandora

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29th Aug 2010 at 5:00 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
My bloody foot hurts.

Damnit. I wanted to go to the gym.


My leg is still killing me had to buy some painkillers to take the edge off.


You should stick it in hot water.

We should form a cripple's club


I'll be putting some tiger balm on it later, might throw on some comfy trainers and go for a short walk and see how it holds up.


Don't put that tiger balm sh*t anywhere near Darren. Nearly killed him last time

Topper

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29th Aug 2010 at 7:58 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Quote: Bob Flapper, Aug 2010
Quote: Topper, Aug 2010
F*cking RBS messing up to the degree that they're closing the Birmingham sales department and probably making us all redundant.

Also, people who claim for personal injury when they're not really hurt.


Sh*t man, I didn't even look for Sales, i thought Brum was ok at Livery Street?




They're keeping the site open but making it a claims centre of excellence and giving the vacant roles to the already claims-trained people from the other two sites in Birmingham that they're closing. Be at least 6 months until we get our redundancy but they're gonna try and re-dploy us within RBS but me thinks it's time for a change.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

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31st Aug 2010 at 2:01 am

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ffs. My contract is b*ll*cks.
I've run out of minutes, £10 worth. Just had a look & vodafone discontinues stop the clock last year. Which would have been really f*cking useful.
For some reason i'm paying £10 a month for my internet, which gives me a gig, i was on half of that at half the price but no. Now i'm not using my net as much with not being at college, don't need a gig of usage, ESPECIALLY since hardly anything works through their net, but having to pay for it. The account isn't in my name, soi can't ring up & see if they'll change anything for me.

Andi'm just p*ssed off. I can't have used 300 minutes.
And f*ck kniws where i'm going to find that tenner. So she's going to give me an ear ful when the bill comes through.
And why the f*ck can't i sleep?
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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31st Aug 2010 at 2:37 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
Ok, I appreciate that I have an unusual surname, but Eowhkj?! Seriously?
EOWHKJ?

That's worse than f*cking Earry.

No wonder they've lost my computer.

No call from Samsung thus far...


Have you ever considered using a different surname on your applications? I know it's not the most ideal scenario in the world, but 'Dan Reid' is a boring name, so I use 'Dan Alonso' when applying for jobs, with better success. Maybe try using Alice Machin or Alice Burrows if you're not opposed to the idea? When it comes to explaining it to an employer, I just told them I was in the process of changing it by deed poll and they never asked again.

Dinglebutt

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31st Aug 2010 at 2:48 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Albert Johanneson, Aug 2010
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
Ok, I appreciate that I have an unusual surname, but Eowhkj?! Seriously?
EOWHKJ?

That's worse than f*cking Earry.

No wonder they've lost my computer.

No call from Samsung thus far...


Have you ever considered using a different surname on your applications? I know it's not the most ideal scenario in the world, but 'Dan Reid' is a boring name, so I use 'Dan Alonso' when applying for jobs, with better success. Maybe try using Alice Machin or Alice Burrows if you're not opposed to the idea? When it comes to explaining it to an employer, I just told them I was in the process of changing it by deed poll and they never asked again.


Alice N Wonderland

DO IIIIITTTT!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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31st Aug 2010 at 11:49 pm

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That. ^

also, some sweaty scrotes swiped the anuses go-ped from outside her work/blokes place.

Pigs won;t even go and speak to her about it, said they would be there as soon as they could and never turned up. she rang them to see what was going on and they gave her some bullsh*t excuse.

CCTV shows four of them with hoods walked up, one sat on it while another booted it to break the steering lock.

i am really f*cking arsed off. why do people feel the need to f*ck with other peoples sh*t?

i've known her three years and this is the second time this has happened - the f*ckers took the first one from outside her house, cut the lock off it, wrecked it and dumped it - Then she had to pay something like £280 to get the thing back and scrap it after the pigs ignores her instruction not to recover it, as she'd get it herself.
it wasn't even worth what the insurance excess would have been she could have scrapped it and that would have been that, but no, they impounded it and charged her for it.
*burp*

Albi The Racist Dragon

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1st Sept 2010 at 8:32 pm

 
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010
EasyJet.

I had hoped that five and a half hours after arriving at Gatwick I would be home.
After some ridiculous "escaped reptile loose in the hold of the plane" drama, which is beyond ludicrous, I am considering only ever travelling with hand luggage.

I have work tomorrow and I want to go home


Oh please tell me you said you were sick of the motherfkking snakes on the motherfkking plane at some point.
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Rayanne Graff

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1st Sept 2010 at 9:28 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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One of the fiancé's sisters has breast cancer. She's the same as i am about smoking: she doesn't smoke and dislikes people smoking in front of her. i'm not keen on one of his sisters (as i mentioned on page 111 of Stu's Rants thread) but she isn't the one i'm not keen on and hasn't ever been mean about me being disabled. i heard about her having it yesterday and cried; i wish people wouldn't get ill.
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