Quote: Maeby, Dec 2014Quote: oatibix, Dec 2014Please pick the most appealing okcupid intro line.
I'm going to be sick
Scrawny goth, back of the bus
What is your favourite owl?
I just need a hug
further suggestions welcome.
You should try PoF. One guy genuinely thought I'd poisoned my stepmother and put it in my profile, then told me I had too much baggage. Tsch.
I think you need something with cats or dogs and duckface.
One thing that annoys me about POF (and probably all dating sites) is when single mothers put in their profile something like "I have two children. I love them, they're my whole world!"
Well yeah, they're your children. It goes without saying. If you said "I have two children and a cat. I love my cat, he's my whole world" then that'd be a bit strange that you seemingly love your cat more than your children, but still, if you have kids, don't gush over them on your dating profile. You're instantly putting up a blockade to any guy who's interested. You're instantly getting defensive and protective about your children before any contact has even been made.
Also, don't say you're "mad" or "crazy". You're not. You just sometimes laugh at stuff that you find funny.
Sorry, it's just that I've seen these things on so many profiles that they really started to annoy me
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