Which BB contestant are you most like?

None of them. In fact, collectively, they're all the opposite of me.

am i reading right or is the a person in BB called Science?

is this person male or female?

why is that then?

is Science male or female? or it that a spelling mistake.

I think I'm a bit Saskia-esque. Only without the gigantic bosoms.

Vanessa I think, generally quite quiet, can be a b*tch, and will get off with anyone that wants me to. I have very little in common with any of them, my housemate says I should apply next year coz I'd be different. There's been no indie kids at all over six series.

Who wants to be the first to kill Gaz in the face for this poll?

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Who wants to be the first to kill Gaz in the face for this poll?

*WINKGRIN*









_{Yes, I replied with just a smilie in order to irritate G even more. Aren't I great?}

I had every intention of avoiding this years BB like the plague, then it was in the Advertiser (local paper so desperate for real news that something like this is their version of a goldmine) that Anthony is a local lad. I've never met him so it's pretty hard to be really anything more than mildly interested.

It's all getting a bit too League of Gentlemen for me

I'm really having second thoughts about my being-like-Derek-ness... Even I'm not that anally retentive. Does he even have a sense of humour?

It was funny watching him talk to Science last night. Does anybody have a clue what the hell he was going on about??

Maxwell (to my surprise) is growing on me more and more. At this stage I definitely think he's the favourite to win. Who can resist that cheeky grin? He's off the hook. Whatever that means.

"Is it just me, or is there something about young, over-confident male idiots that makes you want to smack the entire world in the mouth? I'm asking this because I've just discovered bookies are offering odds of 5-1 for Maxwell to win this year's Big Brother.
This depresses and baffles me in equal measure. The man's a goon, a berk, a gurgling bore, a ham-eyed poltroon and a great big swaggering chump. There are only two things in life he passionately cares about: whether Arsenal win and whether Saskia (who could pass for Giant Haystacks' sister on a dark night) wants to blow him. If I ran the country, people like that would be chemically neutered the moment they learned to rut.
Worse still, I've heard people describe him as 'really funny'. He may well seem 'funny', but only if you compare him to say, Roberto, who just lopes around gruffly moaning about coffee. Maxwell's the sort of person who openly breaks wind and then makes a trumpet noise with his mouth to underline how hilarious it was, for God's sake."

I love Charlie Brooker. In the same article he also says "If Anthony ever contracts pubic lice I'd like to shake every single one of them individually by the hand (provided they'd washed them first, obviously)" and "Listening to Craig's voice is like lying in your own coffin, hearing rainwater seep through the cracks."

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How is it like League of Gentlemen? I don't understand.

Everyone I know is saying 'Anthony to win, he's a local lad'. There are posters in all the hairdressers and taped to all the lamposts. I'm sick of it

would you really what to be like them??? they all scare me with their shouting and arguing!!!

*hides in corner*

I don't like Big Brother much... I only watch it because Marc watches it... I'm like Mary. I have mad staring eyes.