Good God Almighty's Favorite One-Liners

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President of the United Studs wrote:

For CRYING OUT LOUD...

Good GOD's 26 Favorite One-Liners, For CHRIST's SAKE !!!

GOD
what's right
left.

Man's way leads
to the hopeless end --
God's way leads to and endless
hope.
A lot of
kneeling will keep you in good
standing.
He who kneels
before GOD
can stand
before
anyone.
In
the sentance of life, the
devil may be a comma,
but never let him be the period
!Don't put a question mark where
GOD puts a
period.
Are you wrinkled
with burden? Come to Church for a
Faith-Lift.
When you pray,
don't give GOD
instructions -
just report for
duty.
Don't wait for
six strong men or one slim rick to take
you to church.
We don't change
GOD's MESSAGE..
HIS MESSAGE changes
us.
The Church is
Prayer-conditioned.
Whom GOD ordains,HE sustains.

Plan ahead -- it
wasn't raining cats and dogs when Noah
built his ark.
Most people WANT
to serve GOD
but only in an advisory
position..(Uh-oh)
Suffering from
tooth decay? Brush up on your BIBLE.
eXcercise daily
-- walk with THE
LORD.
Never give
(what's his name) a ride he will always
want to drive, that ol'
devil.
Nothing ruins
the truth like stretching
it.
Compassion is
difficult to give away because it always
keeeeeeeps coming back, coming back,
coming back, coming back. (etc., etc..
etc., and so
forth.)
He who angers
you -- CONTROLS YOU
Worry is the
darkroom where your negatives are
developed.

Give ol's
whats-his-name an inch and he might
become a ruler, the ol'
devil.
Be ye fishers of
men -- YOU catch em' and HE will clean
em'.
GOD doesn't call the
qualified -- HE qualifies the
called.
Read the BIBLE
-- It will scare the hell out of
you.
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kneels before GOD
can
stand before any man.
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