Ladies (and Gents, if you like)

After a conversation with the mighty Marting, I am wondering if I am the only lady in all of ever to not find immense muscularness and washboard stomachs remotely attractive.

Example, Richard Whatshimsface...



Ok, so he's a child, but you put those abs on a bloke, Nopeeee.

So, a bit of toned relaxed muscle or Mr. "I live at the Gym".

Decide, womens of VR. And also mens, if you wish.

muscles are nice but that muscley isnt very huggable

but how toned is too toned?

sandrak is sculptured, its fantastic. *so* much work gone into that.

Do you not think it's sad that he's, like, 10 and he spends all his time building up his muscles rather than playing with Action Men and eating poop?

I don't know where you go from toned to too toned. A bit of definition is nice, but you get to his stage and to me it just looks unnatural.

I completely agree with the Claire. Anything much more than Martin has now is rather scary, in my opinion. And too toned/muscley just looks wrong.

I don't like really muscly guys like that. I think it looks weird and unnatural. I agree with everything Emma said above.

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urgh. i like skinny guys. if i can see muscles through the t-shirt, its yucky.

What about if you can see their veins too? Cleeeek

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What about if you can see their veins too? Cleeeek

The link dont work.. but I know who he is, and he likes his sussendecker.

I like a bit of muscle, but the guy that martin fancies is minging

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It is rather sad, immensly so, at his age. But he likes it, so its his decision. Although it didn't used to be, but that's another story

Do share.

OK well basically from about the age of 2, his mother had him doing hours of exercise every day, putting him in pain to supple him up. As soon as he could walk he was doing sit ups with his legs in the air, weighted sit ups too. Then around the age of 5 his father got more involved and started changing his diet and training him up. Then around 8 or 9 (i forget) people started noticing how his body was just completley differnet to everyone else.

His diet from 8 was so strict that his father banned carrots because they were too high in sugar. He was on more supplments than I could name, and an 'unknown' mixture - widely believed to be steroids - but never proven. Richard was apparantly totally unaware, unsurprisingly at his age, and it was only when his father was arrested for beating up his mother than things came to light. He got a new trainer, I can't remmeber the blokes name, and I think he started getting him recognition. Basically just cashing in on something people have never seen before.

But there was so much presure on Richard from an early age and he was so scared of his dad that he had to follow what he was told to do. And if that meant lifting ridiculous weights 8 hours a day or whatever, than that's what he did.

When his father was put away in prison, Richard was about 11, and relaxed a little from the training and started to have a normal life again. The first time he'd had friends all his life, it's an amazing story but really sad too.

The last I heard he was starring in a remake of Tarzan or something, but that was ages ago so it probably fell on it's a*se because he's an appalling actor.. lol. He's still training, but just as much as he likes to do, not as much as he's told.

The ages in that might not be 100% accurate but it's hard to recall precisely.

That story of his early years really, really disgusts me.

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Big muscles are really quite gross. I like skinny boys. Slim but toned is the best.

I have to agree with you there.

For entertainment, I admit I like to watch the likes of Dolph Lundgren running about in skimpy shorts, but the kinda guy I (would) like to take home tends to be about 6'0" and slim.

Skinny lads do my head in, with their girly arms and bony legs.

Im Emo me, I cry every night I swear.

I like toned men. But I don't like hard chests and bellies. I can't cuddle up to those!

But I like strong, muscly arms because it makes you feel protected I think.

It does nothing for me whatsoever. Bleh.

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It does nothing for me whatsoever. Bleh.

It does for me.

Not in a good way though.

I don't like the word spread. It makes me feel weird.

Just for you then.

Spread, spreading, spreads, spreadable, spreaded (is that even a word)

And also, M.A.S. in the none Laura offending way

Middle age girth increase.....


Nah, i prefer the normal way of saying it

Hmm, you know, at one point i thought middle age spread was actually something that referred to a type of food eaten in castles - i kid ye not (sure i was 6 or something but still) /tangent.

[quote=Emma_the_37th_ link=1111881558/30#30 date=1112128073]I like toned men. But I don't like hard chests and bellies. I can't cuddle up to those!

But I like strong, muscly arms because it makes you feel protected I think.

who'd want to hug a rock? whether that's rock-like muscles or bones because the poor lad never had a decent sandwich. skinny guys tend to be the ones i admire from afar, muscles are a big no-no, but for hugging and just being with, guys with a bit of build and basically no definiton are best. colin firth for example....

they do. to the muscly men

I like guys to be tall, and slightly underweight looking. But they have to weigh more than I do!

The ideal for me is about 6ft2 to 6ft4 and around 10stone. I mean nothing freakishly thin, toned is nice, and when skinny people try really hard to get muscles and end up looking thin but 'lean', for me it looks good!

It also helps if they completely lack any form of sun tan, and have longish dark hair, and artyish tattoos are also good, but only in black and piercings are definately a plus and....

*starts to dribble*

meeting him at 12

he missed his train, now I have to wait another hour :-[

but yeah, that's basically been the last few people I've been out with!

(just to point out, they were like that when I met them, it's not like I refuse to let people eat or anything)