A Saucy Poll (Not NSSW...)

Glass bottles. They remind me of a million little cafes. And lukewarm tea in china cups and gaudy fake sea shells on the wall.

Squeezy bottles only if at fast food vans and only sometimes, that's where they belong. Those ones with the pump handles belong in fast food restaurants such as McDonalds and the two should not be confused.

I have squirted vinegar in my eye from a sachet more than once.

Glass bottle; for the memories and for the impression that you're in an old-style restaurant. And for some reason the sauce always seems to taste better out of them.

We have one of those squeezy tomato dispensers, my old flatmate Nina was ketchup obsessed so now when she comes back she shall be horrified as it will contain brown sauce.

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Isn't Not NSSW a double negative?

_{Sorry. I'll shut up now.}

Yes it is. It upset me too. I couldn't put up "SSW" though, it just looks weird. "!=NSSW" would have worked better, but could be confusing.

Maybe we should get an official acronym for potentially misleading subject lines? "SSW"? "NNSSW"?

Squeezy plastic, simply because it's cost effective. If I didn't waste as much money on cigarettes, it would be glass. In my opinion, every sauce tastes better out of glass. In fact, glass is the new Jesus. It makes hash browns taste devine and no vivcar can argue otherwise. However, you cannot smoke salad cream. No matter how many times you may try. Therefore, sauce in plastic - tastes fantastic. Just ask my bank balance.

In fact, even my vinegar comes from a plastic bottle. A five Litre plastic container, in fact. I haven't had to buy vinegar since 2001. Which works out as a couple more boxes of cancer sticks, per annum. Me and my lungs have dones the maths..We know the cheap dollop's right.

Oh, and of course getting ketchup all over my jeans on the ferry, ripping the sachet with too much vigour after several unsuccessful attempts leaving me frustrated.

No, I don't know what I'm trying to say. I guess it depends for each thing - and each thing has a memory. It's so typical of VR to get sentimental over sauce and its packaging.

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I always buy the squeezy bottles - they're just easier to use!! And don't smash is you drop them...

50% of this statement is proven to be false in my house hold.

they smash all over the damn place. my sister has a habit of putting them in the milk part of the fridge at the side, but when you open the fridge, it flies out and lands on a hard floor and goes everywhere. they just slice right open like glass.

4 or 5 times its happened, now. she never ever learns. (i did it once too)





...twice

I got vinegar in my eye so many times trying to open those damn sachets at school.