23^rd April 2024, 8:24 am

Forum Gallery Archives Members

metal moon star nipple thing

Custard?

Posted In: Archive. Reading This Thread:

Nemi

| 837 posts

31^st Jan 2005 at 8:50 pm

Custard (especially hot) is food of the Gods, I have just recently discovered it is 3billion times nicer with cinnamon, grated chocolate, and nutmeg stirred in before heating.

BUT:

kelly says:
y do u disown alex?
Apple strudel without custard?? Boyfriend, I Disown Thee!! says:
because he doesnt like custard!! not even with apple strudel!!
kelly says:
i dont either - tis very horrible

BLASPHEMY!!

Surely I cannot be the only one who likes custard??

Custardians, Arise!

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/Tealflamingo/space.jpg]

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

31^st Jan 2005 at 9:18 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Only a little bit, preferably cold, but mostly, no.

Topper

| 6,773 posts

31^st Jan 2005 at 9:47 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

I seem to have been disowned in the process of you liking custard....

Don't worry, I know you're not talking about me.

Personally, I find the idea of eating custard comparable to drinking a pint of horse semen. I may be exaggerating, but I've made my point. Especially lumpy custard. It makes me gag.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Wibble

| 5,323 posts

1^st Feb 2005 at 12:24 am

scapegoat extraordinaire

I like the cold, pre-made stuff (like Ambrosia - poke me with sticks if you will...

) poured over piping hot desserts, like cake/strudel/pie etc. I can't eat either the dessert nor the custard any other way.

.

| 3,645 posts

1^st Feb 2005 at 12:59 am

custard is indeed the food of gods.. specially when hot. but not with skin, cos the skin is bad. not good. but hot custard on some kind of pie.. superb.

i want custard.

..putting the sex back in dyslexia..
[/center]

Animal

| 32,547 posts

1^st Feb 2005 at 1:01 am

Custard with ice cream, making sure the custard is hot its the greatest thing ever!

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

1^st Feb 2005 at 9:28 am

mmmm custard

ze skin is ze best part

*burp*

Graham

| 5,553 posts

1^st Feb 2005 at 10:51 am

I'd eat it...but i'm not it's biggest fan :-[

Quote: Barry Duffman, Aug 2008

it still doesnt make sense! He's talking about putting potatoes in cement to cook them!!

Rainbow

| 1,219 posts

1^st Feb 2005 at 11:01 am

Is the avatar upload thing broken?

I prefer it cold, but hot is good too..

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

1^st Feb 2005 at 3:57 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

As long as it's made right, and hasn't congealed in its coldness.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Frenchfry

| 352 posts

2^nd Feb 2005 at 9:23 am

Look! I changed the text here! I feel clever.

The Pricey Tesco custard is nice.

This is a signature.

wormherder

| 141 posts

2^nd Feb 2005 at 11:21 am

No no no no!!!! Horrible horrible!

"Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?"

Yes, me too

Vel

| 23,203 posts

2^nd Feb 2005 at 2:28 pm

Marry me?

It's revolting. I actually agree with Alex on this point. It's foul.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

2^nd Feb 2005 at 2:30 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Quote: Lyra_

It's revolting. I actually agree with Alex on this point. It's foul.

I like how you make agreeing with Alex a point in itself

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

2^nd Feb 2005 at 7:49 pm

Technically sexy.

i f*cking love custard.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Rose

| 3,316 posts

3^rd Feb 2005 at 12:17 am

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

custard..... mmmmmm.....

very hot with bananas in. the best way. or mushed up with some form of jam sponge thing. probably not cold though, unless i was too lazy to heat it up.

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Animal

| 32,547 posts

3^rd Feb 2005 at 1:00 am

Quote: Bunny_

very hot with bananas in.

*explodes*

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

3^rd Feb 2005 at 1:18 am

Hot custard and spotted d*ck/sticky toffee pudding... very nice.

with stewed apple... OOOOOOOOOOO heaven.

And whilst I've never tried it with ice cream, in principle I can imagine it working surprisingly well. Mmmmm... *ponders*

Topper

| 6,773 posts

3^rd Feb 2005 at 2:50 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

I've said it before, but you custard freaks need your mouths wired shut.

I actually haven't said it before.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Nemi

| 837 posts

3^rd Feb 2005 at 6:51 pm

LIES

You must be forcefed custard till you like it!! (Going to the ubermeet? If so, then be glad I'm not....*looks scary*)

My love for custard has now been heighted by discovering putting that, cinnamon, nutmeg, and grated chcolate in a bowl, heating and stirring, and eating with joy.....

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Topper

| 6,773 posts

3^rd Feb 2005 at 9:39 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

I'm not no. I'm still scared though. *Looks nervously out of window*

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Emgem37

| 3,267 posts

3^rd Feb 2005 at 9:58 pm

Mmm....custard. Hot though. Can't do with it cold.

I don't care if it's school canteen stuff or the way momma makes it...it bloody scrumptious

Vel

| 23,203 posts

4^th Feb 2005 at 9:48 am

Marry me?

I'm the only person in my family not to like it. Just the thought of it repulses me. Especially the skin. And lumps. Ugh, lumpy custard and the thought of it sliding down the back of your throat...and it doesn't even taste nice. This is making me feel ill.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Andrew

| 2,639 posts

4^th Feb 2005 at 9:53 am

I hate custard, but rice pudding. Yum.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

4^th Feb 2005 at 9:55 am

Marry me?

Rice pudding is also foul. And semolina. I just get these images of school meals: our school's were second hand from a local school 'cos it didn't have a kitchen so the food was quite yuk.
And custard is revolting. In fact, liquid food in general is.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts

4^th Feb 2005 at 10:34 am

the hoopiest of all the froods

I like semolina and custard but only very hot. My brother used to eat cold semolina with grated cheese...

I like rice pudding but strangely enough only the watery school dinner rice pudding we got at primary school.

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

5^th Feb 2005 at 10:59 am

mmmmmm...semolina

*burp*

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

5^th Feb 2005 at 11:32 am

custard is good. jelly and custard is not good.

jelly on its own.. not 'made' or anything, just straight out of the packet, thats gooood.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

5^th Feb 2005 at 12:25 pm

Marry me?

I agree with Martin, jelly cubes fresh from t' packet are great.

(Try melting plain chocolate over blackcurrant cubes and cool. It's...different. But better than custard.)

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

6^th Feb 2005 at 3:19 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

I prefer to eat jelly with a straw. Try it. It makes little circular holes in the surface. Put the straw in a little, suck, and turn the straw around and eat it from the bottom.

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

6^th Feb 2005 at 3:21 pm

Sorry, but custard is foul.

Jelly, on the other hand, is top. Not with custard though.

Peter Kenyon has a medal

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts

6^th Feb 2005 at 6:24 pm

Get your Antlers on

Vanilla custard is nice, but any other stuff is HORRIBLE.

"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.

Wife of Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

One Page